I’ll take “BAD DECISIONS” for $800, Alex.
This display at the grocery store baffles me. #santahat #serape #piratepantsandshirt
Earlier I saw a “Top Ten Hot Chocolate Recipes” and thought ‘who would want hot chocolate today?’ Then I remembered it’s January. #winterheatwave
From out of space, man.
Stoked that this came in the mail! #googlewallet
Little known fact about Jive: She was a @Playboy centerfold in the early ’90s #enjoyswalksonthebeach
Went to meet our godson today. Alec Blakeley born yesterday at 5:32pm, 9 lbs 13oz. Austen is a little nervous to good him :)
Happy New Year!
This grasshopper tried to eat my face
Offer or Entreaty?
Here we go! @pattonoswalt
I am Sparta! Um.. I mean #adamincognito #sdcc #comiccon